Ambitious Mediocrity

About 5 years too late to be relevent!!

Tag: hollywood

More evidence that George Lucas should give it up.

This is a short by Otaking77077.  I don’t know who this is but I mean seriously.  And how cool would it be just to have a series about a Emperial squadron.

Music by Sleigh Bells.

Justin And Jason Watch Trailers: THE DARK KNIGHT RISES!!!!

Well Jason and I never stop do we?  This week we dissect which city Gotham really is. Decide who’s better Keaton or Bale. Explain musical theater hot. And of course bring up how much Jason hates 500 days of Summer.  He really really does.  Happy Dark Knight Thursday everyone!

The Dark Knight Returns or Rises WHATEVER OK!

Justin and Jason Watch Trailers: THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN

It’s post number 100 and what better way to celebrate than with my lil bro talking about Spiderman and how much he lovvvvvvvvvves Marc Webb. Also if you can’t tell we were well into our 96th ounce of high percentage barley wine. So if we sound a little slow blame the French Canadian gypsy beer.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

the amazing spiderman

Is there a shittier Spiderman poster?

One of my favorite things from 2005 just got added to the reboot of my favorite thing from 1987

Hugh Laurie to Play Villain in ‘Robocop’!!!

Other than the recent news that Hugh and Stephen Fry may be getting the band back together. I couldn’t think of a better use of Hugh’s post House career then to reboot one the 80′s most iconic bad guys, the CEO of Omni Consumer Products.  All I can hope is that retain the name Dick Jones.

Leave Cat Cora alone you bastards!

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Boo on you Bravo.  How dare you makeover Cat Cora.  The made up Dallas mom before me is not my favorite fiesty iron lesbian, rather the low rent understudy to an off Broadway version of My Dinner With Marilyn.  This woman is some girly DeLaurentiis with hips that’s always trying to conjure a dinner that goes great with a lemonade cocktail. Although I wish her luck, I’m sure the ending of this show won’t be much different from Marilyn’s life.  For I would bury my face in a mountain of Xanex if I had to work with Curtis “Zero Personality” Stone. Now please proceed to hell Mr. Bravo and all your minions.

Justin And The Voice of the Internet Watch Trailers: Prometheus

Sorry its been so long. but HB’s birthday party decorating extravaganza (lots of craft Bee making, get it, H “B”).  Now its over and I’m back to making AM and I brought the Voice of the Internet and musician Mike MacDonald (intentional mislead!)  We talk ACTUAL FACTS for at least 5 minutes in a stunning turnaround for this podcast.  So here comes the lesson.

Justin And Mike Talk Trailers: Prometheus

Way to go Jamie Moyer.  I mean right?

Justin and Jeff Watch Trailers: The Chernobyl Diaries

From the people who brought you other movies made with camcorders….

Once again sorry for the shit sound, it will never happen again.  I’m a master at the level now but I had to put this up since Jeff is funny and Hollywood seemed gracious enough to release a movie that fit with my theme his month.

Chernobyl Diaries